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Thursday, July 24, 2008

The Fat and Bad Mechanic

“Ring, ring!” Goes the phone at the house of a fat mechanic named Bob. He picks it up and it was Sandy his wife saying she needs her car fixed. Bob was very tired and bored, so he took the challenge. She dropped off the car at 4:00 and said she will be back 6:00. He finished the car in like thirty minutes, but he didn’t want to call his wife and tell her he was done because she would make him take a shower and didn’t want to. So he just stayed in the basement next to a car that he fixed. He was bored as heck so he started to dance but he was to fat. So he couldn’t dance for long. Then he got bored again. Still out of breath from dancing he started to sing. Then the neighbors heard him singing really badly. So they threw a shoe at him. So he stopped. Then he was bored again and he had one more hour to go so he can go back to sleep. Then he thought that he can go get some food but he was to fat to go up the stairs and get the food. To get the food he will have to go up the stairs and he was to fat to go up the stairs. So he couldn’t. It was 5:30 two hours of complete boredom and was still bored. Then his wife came home a little early. She said that he should take a shower. Then he started to yell and say “”I don’t want to-“He hesitated and then said “that’s a great idea honey.” Then he wasn’t bored anymore he wasn’t bored anymore he was taking a shower that he didn’t want to do but at least he wasn’t bored anymore because it’s fun to learn how to take a shower at the age thirty. Something had interrupted his first shower it was his wife screaming out Bob’s name saying that her car broke down again. The reason why it broke down was because Bob didn’t fix the problem, he fixed the radio to his favorite radio station.

Friday, July 18, 2008

Love You Forever, Even When I die

Written with a pen, sealed with a kiss, If u really love me answer this...
"Do you love me, or do you not? You told me once, but I forgot.
So tell me now and tell me true. So I can tell you I Love U!
Of all the people I have ever met, You are the only one I can't forget.
And if I die before u do, I'll go to heaven and wait for you
If u r not there by the judgment day, I'll know u went the other way
I'll give the angel back their wings, And risk the loss of everything
Just to prove my love is true, I'll go to hell just to be with you!

Thinking Of You

I was thinking of you just a short while
I missed your sweet kiss, and I loved your precious smile
I was just thinking of you and your beautiful eyes
Just looking into mine, Theyʼll tell no lies
I was thinking of you when I felt my heart ache
I wish I had your love, A love that will never break
I was thinking of you holding on to me
The way I felt, The way it could be
I was thinking of you to tell you Iʼd try
To give you pure love, Till'ʼ the day that I die
I was thinking of you letting me care
Just to let you know, Iʼll always be there

Forget Him

Forget him forget his face
Forget his kiss and warm embrace
Forget the love you once know
Remember now you have someone new
Forget the way he held you hand
Forget the sweet things that you can.
Forget him when they play your song
Remember that you cried all night long
Forget the love you once knew
Remember that she loves him too
Forget he was the whole wide world
Remember that heʼs with another girl
Forget him say, I would leave you never,
Cause, remember heʼs gone forever!!!

What, Why, and Who

“What happened!!?” I screamed to the nurse that was above my father’s half alive body

“You are going to have to leave the room please” The nurse said to me in a calming tone

“No, I am not leaving. I need to know what happened.” I said in a demanding tone

That day I waited in the waiting room while my step dad was in the emergency room screaming of so much pain. Well, my step dad is in the army and he was suppose to be coming back home today but he went to the emergency room. See right now you know as much as I know I don’t know what had happened and I am not sure if he is going to live. I know that he is in much pain because I can hear him screaming from being in so much pain, and he did not look good when I saw him in the room.

“Excuse me ma’am, we need to ask you some questions.” Said the nurse in a unhappy tone. I guess she was still mad at me for not listening to her in the room.

“Ok, what do you need to know?” I said to her because I didn’t want to go inside and answer questions.

“We just need to ask you some questions, come into the room please.” She said with her demanding tone.

“Ok. Well, can you answer my question first, is my father going to be ok?” I said in my demanding tone.

“No, he is not going to be ok….”

“What? No, No, No.” I cried.

“That is why we have you in here your mother is on her way and the commander too.”

“What had happened?”

“Well, that is what we are trying to find out. “

“Your father was suppose to be coming home today, right?”

“Yes.”

“At approximately 10:00 pm today?”

“Yes.”

“Ok. Now where was his drop off at?”

“I am not sure.”

“Thank you, your mother should be here soon.”

That day I did not go home I stayed right next to my father near his bed. He was bloody from head to toe. They said that he would not be able to hear me if I was to speak to him. But I still did speak to him, even if he couldn’t respond or hear me. I could hear them talking to my mom right outside the door. Then all you can hear is my mom trying to speak but couldn’t because she was in so much pain. I came outside and just held her and said that

“he is not dead. He is just unconscious, but he will be ok. Come on mom we got to be strong for him.” I said that with tears falling from my face. And all of my mother’s tears hitting my shirt like bullets.

When that day ended my step dad was not with us anymore. He has been taken from me because God said it was time to go. They still haven’t found out what had happened. But I wasn’t going to wait that long I was going to find out what had happened, why they killed him, and who had killed him?

They said that he wasn’t the only one that had got hurt that day there was four other soldiers in that plane coming home to day. Three are dead (that is including my father), and two that are in great amount of pain.

The commander had found out what happened. He said there was a bomb on the plane from the terrorist. He said because those two other soldiers died right away. He said they were in the plane last and then it blew up. Your father was already out of the plane when it blew and so were the other two soldiers. He would not say the resources he used to find this out but he did say that he saw the plane blow up. So that answers the, what had happened, but it doesn’t answer the why it happened, who did it. So I got the what? Now all I need is the, who and why?

To Be Continued........

Why Do I Still Hurt

“Hurt” is not a word that can explain my pain

‘Cause here it’s still the same

Why do I still hurt?

You may not be here anymore

People say that there is so much more

Why do I still hurt?

They say you’re in a better place

But that place can’t be that great

Why do I still hurt?

It’s been so long

Since you’ve been gone

Why do I still hurt?

Since you’ve been gone

It’s been so long

Why do I still hurt?

That place can’t be that great

‘Cause they say you’re in a better place

Why do I still hurt?

People say there is so much more

Even though you’re not here anymore

Why do I still hurt?

Here it’s still the same

Cause “hurt” can’t explain my pain